After many years of eating healthy and exercising daily and elderly couple died in an unfortunate auto accident and found themselves suddenly at Heaven's gate. They met Saint Peter, who began giving them a tour. Ad they walked down the streets of Heaven, St. Peter would wave his hand in one direction or another and say, "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts. The swimming pool is that way, and you'll find four golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area and an angel will be glad to mix your favorite cocktail." The old man asked St. Peter how much all this was going to cost him and St. Peter replied, "the bill has already been paid"... "Dammit, Gertrude," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't forced me to stop smoking, drinking and had us eating all that oat bran, wheat germ and low-fat food and exercising!"