The Christmas Tree Skirt

I've always wanted a beautiful shawl to wear so when I opened the Christmas present from my sister and saw that it was a colorful shawl I couldn't wait to wear it. Well yesterday I wore it to the Dollar Tree and to the restaurant to have lunch with my daughter and then and I even I strutted my fancy shawl all over Wal-Mart before heading home... My sister called me after I got home and I told her how much I loved my new Shawl and that I'd been wearing it all afternoon...then there was a pause and she said." "You wore it?" giggle, giggle, "It's a skirt for the Christmas tree, you dumbass."