Fishing Excuses

1. Wrong bait.
2. Pole too short.
3. Too hot.
4. Line broke.
5. Water too clear.
6. Not enough beer.
7. Fell asleep.
8. Fish wasn't biting.
9. Muddy water.
10. Too windy.
11. Warm beer.
12. Too drunk to fish.
13. Water too rough.
14. Ran outta gas.
15. Too cold.
16. Hook was dull.
17. Someone fishing in our spot!
18. Caught a 40 pounder (that got away)
19. Boat sunk.
20. Small worms.
21. Wrong kind of tackle.
25. Water is too high.
26. Water is too low.
27. Forgot the bait.
28. Didn't want to show off.