Great Gift for the Outdoorsman

Hey Ladies, do you ever get tired of Your man being under your feet all day because it's too cold for him to get outside and do anything? Do you get tired of watching him stare out the window waiting for the rain to stop so he can go catch that big one? Would you like to have a little peace and quite? Wouldn't it be nice to have the house all to yourself for awhile? Wouldn't it be wonderful if for ONCE he came home from a fishing trip without all those misquote bites and scratching like a dog for days? Tired of hearing him complain about the flies buzzing his beer while he is trying to fish and dang tired of him coming home at the end of a hard days fishing with skin so red he looks like a beet? Well, have I got the thing for you... Buy Your man this handy dandy boat cover, guaranteed to protect him from wind, rain, sun and all kinds of flying insects and keep him out of your hair for days. Your man will be able to stay out fishing longer.... all night, even for days! Can you imagine all that time for yourself? How great would that be? You will have that precious extra time you so deserve to enjoy the things you like to do. Easily attaches to any boat, different sizes available, free curtains to first twenty purchases.... Offer only available in the South... Price negotiable, will take livestock, bonds, beer, or land. Bartering is also welcome, shoot me an offer! We don't deliver, you buy it, you come get it! Hurry, get him one for Father's Day!!!!!