1. You ever asked what time it was while wearing a watch!
2. You ever lost your glasses while they were on your head!
3. You had to ask who was going to be at the family reunion!
4. You went the wrong way on a one way street!
5. You smiled in a mug shot!
6. You repeat yourself often.
7. You ever asked someone where they were after calling their home phone!
8. You ever insulted your sister with a Yo momma joke!
9. Have gotten your tongue stuck to the pole more than once!
10. You ran a stop light and backed up!
11. You lock yourself out of the house so often the lock smith don’t have to ask your address.
12. You repeat yourself often!
13. You ever got your toe stuck in the bathtub faucet!
14. You have ever checked to see if you were faster than a mouse trap!
15. You’ve ever made a phone call…. And when they finally answer…. You forgot who you were calling!
16. You ever order pizza, but when it is time to go get it…. You can’t remember which pizza place you ordered from.
17. You are constantly late for work because…. You set the time for your alarm…. But you forget to activate it!
18. You have ever driven off after getting gas….. With the nozzle still in your car!
19. If you have more than one kid… and you can never get their names straight when talking about or to them!
20. You repeat yourself often.
21. If you have only one kid…. And can’t remember its name half the time.
22. You try to enter your password in on the microwave.
23. You have worn your shirt or pants inside out or backwards all day long.
24. Your family starts whispering to each other and giving you funny looks.
25. You see men in white coats getting out of a van in front of your house and they have an extra jacket!
2. You ever lost your glasses while they were on your head!
3. You had to ask who was going to be at the family reunion!
4. You went the wrong way on a one way street!
5. You smiled in a mug shot!
6. You repeat yourself often.
7. You ever asked someone where they were after calling their home phone!
8. You ever insulted your sister with a Yo momma joke!
9. Have gotten your tongue stuck to the pole more than once!
10. You ran a stop light and backed up!
11. You lock yourself out of the house so often the lock smith don’t have to ask your address.
12. You repeat yourself often!
13. You ever got your toe stuck in the bathtub faucet!
14. You have ever checked to see if you were faster than a mouse trap!
15. You’ve ever made a phone call…. And when they finally answer…. You forgot who you were calling!
16. You ever order pizza, but when it is time to go get it…. You can’t remember which pizza place you ordered from.
17. You are constantly late for work because…. You set the time for your alarm…. But you forget to activate it!
18. You have ever driven off after getting gas….. With the nozzle still in your car!
19. If you have more than one kid… and you can never get their names straight when talking about or to them!
20. You repeat yourself often.
21. If you have only one kid…. And can’t remember its name half the time.
22. You try to enter your password in on the microwave.
23. You have worn your shirt or pants inside out or backwards all day long.
24. Your family starts whispering to each other and giving you funny looks.
25. You see men in white coats getting out of a van in front of your house and they have an extra jacket!
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